Early Invaders of Britain
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain
22 Quintilis AD 43
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting from CBC 1 South Studios located on the banks of the luv’ley Tims, in the charming burg’o’Lunden! Yo’Gladys, an’nudder kwart, dis’a’one is empty agin’…….."
"Fah’rum last weeports wee’uns last saw’dat Prince Klay’ick’less a’roon’innn fur da Flatlands o’da’South! Puir laddie suffered eee-mens-lee (BIG WORD) from ‘is wounds, h'it'hah’peers dat wun’o’is new’mur'us little laddy princely prah’jo’nee (MO BIG WORDS!) as’a stooooped oop’pa to lead da troops!"
"BRANDON FOXGENTUS!!!!!!"
"Ha’beeg’CBC wave’a fuir dat’a’laddy!"
" BRANDON…………"
"Can’na dees’poot da troot doh, BRANDON hah’peers two be’ah mah’vah’less leee’dah!!!!!! Seem’sah lik’a Princely Chieftain Jak-Daw-ucus and the Jakadawi stooped oop’hah twa’doo’dah smack’a’doon on dere fell’oh Britoni since’hah dey’a bee’leeeved dat dey were doon’fur’da count, wit’da’wooonds a’soo’feered by’a BRANDON’S puir daddy."
"HOH NOH!!!!!!!!! "
"Dat’a BRANDON just lay’d down da’beeg’hest whooop’a'doooon in Britoni h’istory uh’pon dose Jakadawi in ruh’cent yee’ahs! Yas’sah, da Britoni wer’hah bluidy’mess fra’mah dere prah’vee’us skoi’mish, but’ta dey wen’tah af’tah dose puir laddies like a baaa’juh (badger for you English Types) in hah chikken koop!"
"Wey’twa go BRANDON!!!!!"
"We’uns wer’hah able two get’tah some hah’dio (AUDIO for you English Types) ah’sum’ah dah roon’in Jakadawi as day a'roooon'ed hah’way……"
"*&!&^@^%$%(#Y#%%*&E*)Q^#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….."
"We tink youse liss’en’ers get’da dreeft’o 'dere a'scream’in!!! Congrats to the Britoni and……"
" BRANDON……."
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus dee’spite a turr’hah’bull ‘ed heen’jury soo’furred when ‘ee was’sa a wee’laddy, we’uns us’tah calla heem hah id’git fur'ah looooong’hah weeeeel…….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( bun’cha hoh’vah’burrin’bullies wit’shite fo’brains duh’lot o’yah!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. JakDaw - Ancient British - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 54% Win Percentage
3. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. Klayeckeles - Britons - 1 Win/1 Loss - 51% Win Percentage
7. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/4 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
8. Okie - Romans - 1 Wins / 2 Losses -77% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting from CBC 1 South Studios located on the banks of the luv’ley Tims, in the charming burg’o’Lunden! Yo’Gladys, an’nudder kwart, dis’a’one is empty agin’…….."
"Fah’rum last weeports wee’uns last saw’dat Prince Klay’ick’less a’roon’innn fur da Flatlands o’da’South! Puir laddie suffered eee-mens-lee (BIG WORD) from ‘is wounds, h'it'hah’peers dat wun’o’is new’mur'us little laddy princely prah’jo’nee (MO BIG WORDS!) as’a stooooped oop’pa to lead da troops!"
"BRANDON FOXGENTUS!!!!!!"
"Ha’beeg’CBC wave’a fuir dat’a’laddy!"
" BRANDON…………"
"Can’na dees’poot da troot doh, BRANDON hah’peers two be’ah mah’vah’less leee’dah!!!!!! Seem’sah lik’a Princely Chieftain Jak-Daw-ucus and the Jakadawi stooped oop’hah twa’doo’dah smack’a’doon on dere fell’oh Britoni since’hah dey’a bee’leeeved dat dey were doon’fur’da count, wit’da’wooonds a’soo’feered by’a BRANDON’S puir daddy."
"HOH NOH!!!!!!!!! "
"Dat’a BRANDON just lay’d down da’beeg’hest whooop’a'doooon in Britoni h’istory uh’pon dose Jakadawi in ruh’cent yee’ahs! Yas’sah, da Britoni wer’hah bluidy’mess fra’mah dere prah’vee’us skoi’mish, but’ta dey wen’tah af’tah dose puir laddies like a baaa’juh (badger for you English Types) in hah chikken koop!"
"Wey’twa go BRANDON!!!!!"
"We’uns wer’hah able two get’tah some hah’dio (AUDIO for you English Types) ah’sum’ah dah roon’in Jakadawi as day a'roooon'ed hah’way……"
"*&!&^@^%$%(#Y#%%*&E*)Q^#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….."
"We tink youse liss’en’ers get’da dreeft’o 'dere a'scream’in!!! Congrats to the Britoni and……"
" BRANDON……."
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus dee’spite a turr’hah’bull ‘ed heen’jury soo’furred when ‘ee was’sa a wee’laddy, we’uns us’tah calla heem hah id’git fur'ah looooong’hah weeeeel…….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( bun’cha hoh’vah’burrin’bullies wit’shite fo’brains duh’lot o’yah!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. JakDaw - Ancient British - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 54% Win Percentage
3. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. Klayeckeles - Britons - 1 Win/1 Loss - 51% Win Percentage
7. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/4 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
8. Okie - Romans - 1 Wins / 2 Losses -77% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Brits are on a roll (2 games)...
klayeckles 21/55 vs notjustdon scots-irish 47/43
klayeckles 21/55 vs notjustdon scots-irish 47/43
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Gotcha Klay!klayeckles wrote:Brits are on a roll (2 games)...
klayeckles 21/55 vs notjustdon scots-irish 47/43
So let me figure dis out, me abacus here........
21 divided by 55 equals.......
38.18%
Taking this further, to get your average battle score (in case of tie records),
51% + 38% equals 89%, divided by two, equals 44.5%, rounding down for evens, comes to 44%.
I'll have Dingus update IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, another 'ting......
I have been kindly (HA) informed that my pronunciation of BRANDON is incorrect, from some Ancient Caledonii scholars emeritus.......
It' is supposed to be...........
BRRRRRRR'ANDON..................
Angus will fix EEEEEE'MEEEEEEEE'DEEEEEEE'AT'LEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
22 Quintilis AD 43
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting from CBC 1 South Studios located on the banks of the luv’ley Tims, in the charming burg’o’Lunden! Yo’Gwen’do’line me darlin’, an’nudder kwart, dis’a’one is empty agin’……..”
"Ahhhhh, another 'ting......"
"Wee’un’s haf’fa been keeend’lay (HA) een’firmed dat me pree’nun’shee’ay’shun (BEEG WORD!) o’BRANDON is’a een’korrekt, dis frum sum “Ancient Caledonii Scholars Emeritus…….”
"Smells’ta’me o’sum HOITY’TOITY’NESS!!!!!!!!"
"It' is’a sah’posed twa'bee..........."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON..................
"We’uns jus’gotta’shote notus from’a……."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON………………
"From’a sounds a’da’notus, the puir coracle paddling Scoots-Eeerish were just’a dunked by…….."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON………………
"Eeen’da Firth of Forth, in our times we call it F’F’Ffffffff…….puir laddies, nowa’jess fishie’food……….."
"Tank’yew……."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON………………
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, ahh Dingus, youse forgot’ta finish dat ratin’ting'ee kom’plete’lee last time……….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( So ha’made ONE leeetle teeny tiny mistake…..) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 44% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. JakDaw - Ancient British - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 54% Win Percentage
6. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
7. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/4 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
8. Okie - Romans - 1 Wins / 2 Losses -77% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting from CBC 1 South Studios located on the banks of the luv’ley Tims, in the charming burg’o’Lunden! Yo’Gwen’do’line me darlin’, an’nudder kwart, dis’a’one is empty agin’……..”
"Ahhhhh, another 'ting......"
"Wee’un’s haf’fa been keeend’lay (HA) een’firmed dat me pree’nun’shee’ay’shun (BEEG WORD!) o’BRANDON is’a een’korrekt, dis frum sum “Ancient Caledonii Scholars Emeritus…….”
"Smells’ta’me o’sum HOITY’TOITY’NESS!!!!!!!!"
"It' is’a sah’posed twa'bee..........."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON..................
"We’uns jus’gotta’shote notus from’a……."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON………………
"From’a sounds a’da’notus, the puir coracle paddling Scoots-Eeerish were just’a dunked by…….."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON………………
"Eeen’da Firth of Forth, in our times we call it F’F’Ffffffff…….puir laddies, nowa’jess fishie’food……….."
"Tank’yew……."
BRRRRRRR’ANDON………………
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, ahh Dingus, youse forgot’ta finish dat ratin’ting'ee kom’plete’lee last time……….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( So ha’made ONE leeetle teeny tiny mistake…..) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 44% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. JakDaw - Ancient British - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 54% Win Percentage
6. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
7. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/4 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
8. Okie - Romans - 1 Wins / 2 Losses -77% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Glorious victory of the Jakidawi over the German invaders under their gallant leader Grungeburger! Outnumbered lots to a few, through tenacity and the favor of the twin gods of fortune -Cubie Doti & Rolli the Outrageous- the brave Britons prevailed taking only 75% casualties!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
A challenge to Allendeuce's Romans. PW: SPQR
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Okies Romans win 25/35 71% over mcfcivos British 46/45 100%
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
23 Quintilis AD 43
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting fra’m da’East’Soyd o’Britain, foist on da’scene is’a Chieftain Jak-Daw-ucus and the Jakadawi!!!”
“Soonds lack’ha ed’bangin’groop, doan’ta’dey!!!!”
“Oi Angus, we’uns haffa’sum gewd news’a fo’yo!!!!!”
“We’uns wer’ha takin’ur mah’nin walk’ah’boot, wen’sum nasty’ol’Hunnish Peer’ats stah’ted a chasin’oose aroun!!!!! Dat noh’toh’ree’us (BIG WORD!) G’rudge’B’ring’ah wuld’na tay’ka’a NOOO fur’an’answwwer frums ur’women’folk, dey’comm’enced’twa’kickka’is booty!!!!”
“Due tew’dah fay’vor of dose tween Gods o’Fortune -Cubie Dah’tee & Rol’li the Hout’rag’eeeous, ur’women’folkses kick’ta booty soo’hard weeese’Jakadawi culd’na stop'a'laffin fur’how’ers!!! We’uns did’na eee’ven get’a chance’twa git’ha sweeng’in’ur’selves!!!!”
“Tank’U Chief Jak-Daw-ucus!!! N’ew awn’tah mo’noose, hah qu’eek rah’pert from’a peel’fered notus leefted from’a Romanski mass’sooose…..mess’n’ger……ha’wat’hever!!!!”
From: Consul Okiefokius
To: Da Senate (DARN ACCENT!)
Esteemed Senators,
I wish to report a massive conclusive strategic victory over the unwashed, unclean and unconventional barbarians led by led by dat Prince Cass…..Cass…….Cassie…... oh whatever!!! (CONTROL DAT ACCENT!)
Respectfully Submitted,
Cawn’sul O’kee’fo’kee’us……..(DANG ACCENT!!!!)
MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, ahh goot, look’s’a cah’reck’tis’time……….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( Ya bet’yo bippy it’sa reeet dis’a’teem!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 44% Win Percentage
4. JakDaw - Ancient British - 4 Wins/2 Losses - 59% Win Percentage
5. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
6. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
7. Okie - Romans - 2 Wins / 2 Losses -74% Win Percentage
8. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/5 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting fra’m da’East’Soyd o’Britain, foist on da’scene is’a Chieftain Jak-Daw-ucus and the Jakadawi!!!”
“Soonds lack’ha ed’bangin’groop, doan’ta’dey!!!!”
“Oi Angus, we’uns haffa’sum gewd news’a fo’yo!!!!!”
“We’uns wer’ha takin’ur mah’nin walk’ah’boot, wen’sum nasty’ol’Hunnish Peer’ats stah’ted a chasin’oose aroun!!!!! Dat noh’toh’ree’us (BIG WORD!) G’rudge’B’ring’ah wuld’na tay’ka’a NOOO fur’an’answwwer frums ur’women’folk, dey’comm’enced’twa’kickka’is booty!!!!”
“Due tew’dah fay’vor of dose tween Gods o’Fortune -Cubie Dah’tee & Rol’li the Hout’rag’eeeous, ur’women’folkses kick’ta booty soo’hard weeese’Jakadawi culd’na stop'a'laffin fur’how’ers!!! We’uns did’na eee’ven get’a chance’twa git’ha sweeng’in’ur’selves!!!!”
“Tank’U Chief Jak-Daw-ucus!!! N’ew awn’tah mo’noose, hah qu’eek rah’pert from’a peel’fered notus leefted from’a Romanski mass’sooose…..mess’n’ger……ha’wat’hever!!!!”
From: Consul Okiefokius
To: Da Senate (DARN ACCENT!)
Esteemed Senators,
I wish to report a massive conclusive strategic victory over the unwashed, unclean and unconventional barbarians led by led by dat Prince Cass…..Cass…….Cassie…... oh whatever!!! (CONTROL DAT ACCENT!)
Respectfully Submitted,
Cawn’sul O’kee’fo’kee’us……..(DANG ACCENT!!!!)
MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, ahh goot, look’s’a cah’reck’tis’time……….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( Ya bet’yo bippy it’sa reeet dis’a’teem!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 44% Win Percentage
4. JakDaw - Ancient British - 4 Wins/2 Losses - 59% Win Percentage
5. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
6. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
7. Okie - Romans - 2 Wins / 2 Losses -74% Win Percentage
8. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/5 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Okie is working me hard in our games right now!
Great playing Okie!!!
Grudge is training up very well with his Germans too, look out! I sent him a note about putting up some challenges, if he does that I'll put up the password for y'all to accept them.
Thanks and go back to your regular lurking........
Great playing Okie!!!
Grudge is training up very well with his Germans too, look out! I sent him a note about putting up some challenges, if he does that I'll put up the password for y'all to accept them.
Thanks and go back to your regular lurking........
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
I spoke with Stephen, aka Grudgebringer,
We think the best thing is for you guys to maybe email him direct as he's a little bit PC challenged!
His email is: sfyke@kc.rr.com
Keep the password simple for him, maybe "grudge", shoot him an email and set up a game with him if you need to get one in with him.
Have fun! Might do it fast, he's going skydiving next week!!!!!!!! That's NOT for me!!!!! Planes are meant to be sat in, not jumped OUT OF!!!!!
We think the best thing is for you guys to maybe email him direct as he's a little bit PC challenged!
His email is: sfyke@kc.rr.com
Keep the password simple for him, maybe "grudge", shoot him an email and set up a game with him if you need to get one in with him.
Have fun! Might do it fast, he's going skydiving next week!!!!!!!! That's NOT for me!!!!! Planes are meant to be sat in, not jumped OUT OF!!!!!
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
I jumped in the Army but you couldn't pay me to now!
Consul Okie--whatever and his Roman's 28/30 eckout a win over Jakdaw's Britons 40/40
Consul Okie--whatever and his Roman's 28/30 eckout a win over Jakdaw's Britons 40/40
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!
Looks like I stabbed you in the back in our game Okie, whilst you were winning in your other one! I'm sure that's the way the dang Romans will write it up!
So two to report, our Irish/Caledonia game is still up in the air, with Okie currently ahead!
Update to follow.........
Looks like I stabbed you in the back in our game Okie, whilst you were winning in your other one! I'm sure that's the way the dang Romans will write it up!
So two to report, our Irish/Caledonia game is still up in the air, with Okie currently ahead!
Update to follow.........
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
28 Quintilis AD 43
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting fra’m da’Nort’East’Seed o’Britain, wear we’uns were’a takin’a’brake from’da ack’shun fo’a couple’o’days….luff dat’see’shure!!!!!!!!!"
"Look out Dingus, ‘ur heee-leee trained hawk IN-TOR-SEP-TOR (BIG WORD!) o’parrots n’pigeons is over head!!! Look’s’a’like he has dinnah in ‘is claws!!! Peel dat note oot’a’da’mess purty please!!!"
"New’sa from’a dat udder Latin typo, it’s from’a………drum’a’roll pleese!!!"
From: Consul Okiefokius
To: Da Senate (DARN ACCENT!)
Esteemed Senators,
I wish to report a massive conclusive strategic victory over the unkempt, unwashed and unaesthetically pleasing barbarians led by led by dat Prince Jak-Daw-ucus (CONTROL DAT ACCENT!). Surely such a roll of victories here in this foggy armpit of the world may conclude with me gaining a fine posting in Rome soon???
Respectfully Submitted,
Cawn’sul O’kee’fo’kee’us……..(DANG ACCENT!!!!)
MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
"W’all, so dis’O’kee’fo’kee’us seems lik’ah hee’s’a moighty wurrior fur da’Romanski’s, hoh’my!!!!!! Hah’wait, we’uns haf’fa Mac-Swiney mess’in’juh arrivin’!!!"
"Oi’Angus, ho’wah dey hangin’twa’day??? We’uns had’da roon’in wit’dose Okee’fooooo’kee’ fellas jest neew, we’uns sen’ta’dem’a’packin’!!!! H’ah coarse’we’uns too’ka had’van’tuge o’dere hex’hausted kun’ditch’un (TWO BEEG WURDS!!!), we’uns kin’da woi’ted hun’till dee Jakadawi wure dem’hout’a’bit!!!!!!"
"Love dat’charmin’Caledonian accent!!!"
"Tank’yee laddie, grrrr’ate news from’a da’North, tank’yee!!!"
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, wh’eah he’ah loin’ed how’s'ta loin’dance……….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( It’sa grate kar’dee’oh Angus!!!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 5 Wins/1 Loss- 79% Win Percentage
2. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 44% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. JakDaw - Ancient British - 4 Wins/3 Losses - 59% Win Percentage
7. Okie - Romans - 3 Wins / 3 Losses -80% Win Percentage
8. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/5 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting fra’m da’Nort’East’Seed o’Britain, wear we’uns were’a takin’a’brake from’da ack’shun fo’a couple’o’days….luff dat’see’shure!!!!!!!!!"
"Look out Dingus, ‘ur heee-leee trained hawk IN-TOR-SEP-TOR (BIG WORD!) o’parrots n’pigeons is over head!!! Look’s’a’like he has dinnah in ‘is claws!!! Peel dat note oot’a’da’mess purty please!!!"
"New’sa from’a dat udder Latin typo, it’s from’a………drum’a’roll pleese!!!"
From: Consul Okiefokius
To: Da Senate (DARN ACCENT!)
Esteemed Senators,
I wish to report a massive conclusive strategic victory over the unkempt, unwashed and unaesthetically pleasing barbarians led by led by dat Prince Jak-Daw-ucus (CONTROL DAT ACCENT!). Surely such a roll of victories here in this foggy armpit of the world may conclude with me gaining a fine posting in Rome soon???
Respectfully Submitted,
Cawn’sul O’kee’fo’kee’us……..(DANG ACCENT!!!!)
MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
"W’all, so dis’O’kee’fo’kee’us seems lik’ah hee’s’a moighty wurrior fur da’Romanski’s, hoh’my!!!!!! Hah’wait, we’uns haf’fa Mac-Swiney mess’in’juh arrivin’!!!"
"Oi’Angus, ho’wah dey hangin’twa’day??? We’uns had’da roon’in wit’dose Okee’fooooo’kee’ fellas jest neew, we’uns sen’ta’dem’a’packin’!!!! H’ah coarse’we’uns too’ka had’van’tuge o’dere hex’hausted kun’ditch’un (TWO BEEG WURDS!!!), we’uns kin’da woi’ted hun’till dee Jakadawi wure dem’hout’a’bit!!!!!!"
"Love dat’charmin’Caledonian accent!!!"
"Tank’yee laddie, grrrr’ate news from’a da’North, tank’yee!!!"
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, wh’eah he’ah loin’ed how’s'ta loin’dance……….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( It’sa grate kar’dee’oh Angus!!!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 5 Wins/1 Loss- 79% Win Percentage
2. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 44% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. JakDaw - Ancient British - 4 Wins/3 Losses - 59% Win Percentage
7. Okie - Romans - 3 Wins / 3 Losses -80% Win Percentage
8. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/5 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
Last edited by Enakan on Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Mike M!!!!!!
We Mac-Swine's tink'it'sa time fo'YO to steep'hup and tak'kah whooping'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Password:
WHOOPING
HA!!!!!!
Heading over to set up a challenge roight neew........
Can'na'ya unn'er'stan'me hack'sent????????
EEEEEEEENAKAN..........
We Mac-Swine's tink'it'sa time fo'YO to steep'hup and tak'kah whooping'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Password:
WHOOPING
HA!!!!!!
Heading over to set up a challenge roight neew........
Can'na'ya unn'er'stan'me hack'sent????????
EEEEEEEENAKAN..........
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Mike and I POWERED through our game yesterday, I thought I was getting a BUTT SMACKING until the end!!!
Mike......I apologize.........
For shouting during our game..........
IT was totally unprofessional and uncool.
My only justification was to REV my Caledonians UP!
Mike......I apologize.........
For shouting during our game..........
IT was totally unprofessional and uncool.
My only justification was to REV my Caledonians UP!
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Romans go HOME! result:
Britains 20/55 vs Okie's romans: 34/30
of full frontal nakedness was just too much for the roman boys!
Britains 20/55 vs Okie's romans: 34/30
of full frontal nakedness was just too much for the roman boys!
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain
challenges posted (enakan, grudgebringer, allendunce, notjustdon:
pw brits
remember rules on terrain--we don't come out and play in the open
pw brits
remember rules on terrain--we don't come out and play in the open
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
I will copy and send this to Grudge.
Allen-DUNCE, I LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!
Fits him to a TEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Still love'ya Jim!!!
Allen-DUNCE, I LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!
Fits him to a TEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Still love'ya Jim!!!
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Well played, Paul, nicely done. I can forgive the shouting, given you're Caledonian. Us English Brits are rather more sophisticated, though, so I hope you'll forgive or lack of shouting.Enakan wrote:Mike and I POWERED through our game yesterday, I thought I was getting a BUTT SMACKING until the end!!!
Mike......I apologize.........
For shouting during our game..........
IT was totally unprofessional and uncool.
My only justification was to REV my Caledonians UP!
Best Wishes
Mike
Re: Early Invaders of Britain
Okies Romans 10/30 33% won over Grudgbringers Germans 50/47 100% Everything went the Romans way here!
Okies Scots-Irish won 35/53 66% over allenduces Romans 39/32 100%. Serves the Roman bullies right!
Okies Scots-Irish won 35/53 66% over allenduces Romans 39/32 100%. Serves the Roman bullies right!