Early Invaders of Britain

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:46 am

King Donald and his Scots-Irish suffered defeat at the hand of the Mac-Swine Caledonians 52% to 100%.

I think Angus is a weeee bit overdue in a report! He has FIVE reports to get in here! Should be LOTS of movement on the rankings!!!

I'll send a passenger pigeon/parrot RIGHT NOW!!!

:D
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:13 pm

30 Quintilis AD 43

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!

"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting from CBC 1 South Studios located on the banks of the luv’ley Tims, in the charming burg’o’Lunden! Weah’s me kwart?????? Tis’a bizzy’news’dey!!!!!!!!

"Foist’inna’loin is news o’a’Mac-Swine ween ovah’dat Prince Mikus-Mar-Mar-Mar-Cha-Cha-Chant and his Atrebody tribe. Or wassa’dat Atrebooties??? Eny-ways, a ween fo’dee’Mac-Swineys!"

"Nex’ta’oop, dee Britoni led by BRRRRRRR’ANDON :shock: pulled a full monty on Cawn’sul O’kee’fo’kee’us en’is’boyz, we’uns thunk’dey was’sa al’red’ee us’ta dat koin’da shew!!!!"

"Den’dee Mac-Swineys pul’ta’nudder’fas’ta wun ov’ah King Donald n’his Scirish laddies, puir coracles wer’hah full’ah bluudy corpsicles as the Scirish scurr’eet’a’hom’ah!"

"Cawn’sul O’kee’fo’kee’us shewed’us how’ta’com’ma bak, as dee Romanskis poot a smack’doon’on’na dere’for’muh allies, dee’Germani Pee’rats led by G’rudge’B’ringer. Wot’wass’goin’awn’dere?????"

"Wot’s dis???"

:o

"We’ah’haffin wee’ports o’ha NEW pack’o’pee’rats shewin’ooop in da North, led by some’wun callin’hisself Oki McDoki, Boyd’man o’dee Screechin’Eagles??? From’ma wot’we’uns culd’ha foind’hout, dis’new Scirish Pee’rat type has’sa croizy’hah’bit o’jah’m’peen oof’fah cleefs, doin’hah tree’sumer’salts, den'ah lan’din’square on’is feet!!!"

:shock: :shock: :shock:

"Who’hah jamp’sah of’fah cleefs????? Not'dis laddie!!!"

"Hen’ee’ways, deese’new’hah Scirish mah’raw’ders jump’d all’hah ov’ah dee Roh’mun boyz led’bah dat Red Crested Leader Buffinus Enormus Buttocus! Huh’way’twa star’tah OOP'DA'CLEEF Boyd’man!!!!!!"

"Look’at’dat laddie JUMP’HAH!!!!!!"

"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, lot’sah' jugg’leen in dat nank’in’s dis’a’weeek……….…go ahead Dingus!"

"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( Boyd’man LEAPS to’dah top!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."

1. Okie - Scirish - 1 Win / 0 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
2. Enakan - Caledonian - 7 Wins/1 Loss- 79% Win Percentage
3. Klayeckeles - Britons - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 42% Win Percentage
4. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. JakDaw - Ancient British - 4 Wins/3 Losses - 59% Win Percentage
7. Okie - Romans - 3 Wins / 3 Losses -68% Win Percentage
8. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/2 Losses - 78% Win Percentage
9. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/5 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
10. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage

“Back to you Angus!”

“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”

:D :D :D
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Jakdaw » Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:15 pm

The Jakidawii are happy to announce the trouncing of a huge horde of Scirish raiders under their warlord: Oki McDoki. In spite of the enemies huge numerical advantage, through superior use of the terrain, our casualties totaled merely 60% -most of those being sprained feet, caused by an excess of butt-kicking.

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:27 pm

Awesome-Sauce!!!!!

Duly noted and dispatch to Angus!

:D
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Okie » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:36 pm

Rebounding from his recent fumble the Scots-Irish phenom Oki McDoki wins 43/53 81% over Enakan's Caledonians 54/54 100%. :roll: :mrgreen:

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:51 pm

Great job Okie!

As soon as I can find my arse, I'll get a dispatch off to Angus! I know it's around here somewhere on the field........

Scirish were a'rocking today!

:D
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Jakdaw » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:17 pm

It was a terrible dream! But it seemed so real! Both sides moved SO slowly and the commands of the leaders inspired no one! But waking from their vision of what might have been the Jakidawi fell upon the forlorn Legion of Alenus Deucios and wrought much slaughter upon them!Perhaps they too had suffered an eerie vision of a phantom battle for their blows were feeble and inflicted losses of but one in two. (50%)

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Okie » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:52 am

I have 2 each Roman and Scots-Irish challenges up fo anyone I haven't played yet. PW= okie for each. :P :mrgreen: Okie

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:10 pm

We have house guests coming in tomorrow,

So if I am slow returning game turns I have that excuse! They'll be gone Sunday, Thank God!

My wife's BFF and her 32nd husband..........feels that way!

I'll get Angus fired up for one more report today to catch up! OKIE has been in the lead on the board for a couple of days, hope he was feeling good about that!

Has anyone else been having ATROCIOUS dice rolls in their games?????

:D
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:30 pm

2 Sextilis AD 43

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!

"Angus Mac-Blarney reportin’ from’ma Nort’side’o'Britain dis’mawnin, on’da’shores’o the Firth of Ffffffffff……….luv’lee vue’dis!!! Toym fo’ah kwart? Heck YEAH!!!!!!"

"Foist wee’port dis’mawnin’ com’sa from’ma da Jakadawi, led by dat Prince’o’Princes, dat Shiner’o’Shinolas, dat Purveyor’o’Purveyances, Chief Jak-Daw-ucus!!! Iff’n aye may a’quotus………"

"Dee Jakidawii rrrr' happy twa'hannounce da trouncin’ o’ah HUGE hawd o’Scirish waiders unner dere Wahlord, dat Oki McDoki. Eeen’spite o’da h’enemies HUGE nu…..nu…..nu’mer’ikul had’vuntage, trewh da su…..su….su’pee’rior use o’da tee’rain, har ca….ca…..ca’sual’tees taw’taled hah’teeny’tiny’toony amoont, most of dose bein’ah sprained feets, cawsed by’ah n’excess of butt’ah-keeking."

"Dan’ka’yew Chieftain Jak-Daw-ucus!!!"

"A wird from’ma’ dat Oki McDoki?"

"Weeeel H’Angus, weeee’were’hah roonin’doon’da field twa’feenish afta’dose Mc-Swiney’s een’ur’sem’hye foin’hal game wen’dose Jak, Jak, Jakadawii roon’ed up and stawted’keekin’ an’nah’skreechin’ loik Banshees! We’uns’ qeek’ly feen’ished of’fa dose Mc-Swineys, the Jak, Jak, Jakadawii hoopin’a’leetle’bit, den’dose’back’stabbah’s hah’stirted’hah keekin’ur’ boots!!!!!"

"Some’ting from da’turd’par’tee o’dis fracas??? Chief Eeenakan?"

"Weeel Angus, as soon ass’hah can find me'arse, I'll be’hah’fur'ree twa’speek wit’ya! Hah know it's aroond heah sum’wheah on dah field…….."

"WOWZAH FOLKS!!!!!"

:shock:

"Annuder’wee’port from Chief Jak-Daw-ucus???"

"T’was a turrible dream! Butt’hit seemed sah’reel! Bote’soids moved SO slawly and dee coh’mands of dee leeders een’spired no wun! Dee Jakidawi fell’tah hah’pawn dee four’lorn Legion o’dat Alenus Deucios and een’flik’ted mooch slaw’ter hah’pawn dem! Puh’haps dey too had’dah soo’furred h’an ee’rie vee’sion hah a phan’tum battle fer’dere blows were’hah feeble h’and een’flik’ted loss’sez hah’boot hwun in twa."

"DOOBLE WOWZAH FOLKS!!!!!"

So'hit'hah'peers dat'ddose Jakadawii keeked'dah'boots o'dee Oki'Doki's, dee Mac-Swinee's, dee spek'taters, dee'coh'chees, purty'much'hah ever'eee'wun awn'ah ur'a'roon'dah feeld!!!!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus, lot’sah'mo jugg’leen in dat nank’in’s dis’a’weeek……….…go ahead Dingus!"

"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( Boyd’man drop’sah' to’dah meedle!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."


1. Enakan - Caledonian - 7 Wins/2 Losses- 75% Battle Win Percentage - 77% Overall Percentage
2. Klayeckeles - Britons - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 42% Battle Win Percentage - 75% Overall Percentage
3. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Battle Win Percentage - 75% Overall Percentage
4. JakDaw - Britons - 6 Wins/3 Losses - 52% Battle Win Percentage - 67% Overall Percentage
5. Okie - Scirish 2 Wins / 1 Loss - 74% Battle Win Percentage - 67% Overall Percentage
6. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Battle Win Percentage - 60% Overall Percentage
7. Okie - Romans - 4 Wins / 4 Losses -68% Battle Win Percentage - 50% Overall Percentage
8. MikeM - Cass Brits - 2 Wins/2 Losses - 78% Battle Win Percentage - 50% Overall Percentage
9. Mcfcivo - Cass Brits - 2 Wins/5 Losses - 66% Battle Win Percentage - 29% Overall Percentage
10. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/5 Losses - 82% Battle Win Percentage - 16% Overall Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/4 Losses - 0% Win Percentage

“Back to you Angus!”

“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”

:D :D :D
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:37 pm

Note in the above Dingus table there are two percentages.

The first one is for your battle scores averaged out.

The second percentage is for your winning games divided by your total games, giving your total winning percentage for games played.

So the winning gamers are DARN CLOSE!!!

Too make the table even MORE busy, I added the descriptions above.....

******************NOTUS******************************

May I mention TWO Score leaders???

FOR BEST BATTLE SCORE AVERAGE (AT 42%) THE WINNER IS.......DRUMROLL................

Klayeckles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR BEST BATTLE SCORE (SO FAR) AGAINST AN OPPONENT (AT A VERY LOW 28%) THE WINNER IS.......DRUMROLL...........

Jakdaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOWZA!!!!!!

:D :D :D
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by MikeMarchant » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:14 pm

Okie wrote:I have 2 each Roman and Scots-Irish challenges up fo anyone I haven't played yet. PW= okie for each. :P :mrgreen: Okie
Okie, have I played you yet? I'm not at home at the moment, so I don't have my notes with me.


Best Wishes

Mike

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:05 pm

Mike,

Looking at my chart, you need to play:

Jakdaw
Klayeckles
Okie the Scirish
King Donald of the Scirish
Jim
Burgot
Grudgebringer

If you want, I can CC you on a note for Grudge/Stephen, so you guys can set up a game.

LMK!

Paul
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by MikeMarchant » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:22 pm

Paul,

Thanks, Paul - I give up, I surrender... that would be very helpful.


Best Wishes

Mike

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Okie » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:29 pm

Okies Scots-Irish win barely 47/53 89% over Grudgebringers Early Germans 53/47 100%. :shock: :roll:
Good battle! I thought I'd lose this one.

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Enakan » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:31 pm

Will send a note to Grudge for Mike,

Will send a note to Angus for Okie......hope Grudge wins a game! He's trying!!!!! He appreciates you guys being so friendly and helpful with him!

Thanks Amigos!

Paul
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Jakdaw » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:50 pm

2 challenges up, for MikeM & Enakan. PW: lasttwo

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by klayeckles » Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:41 am

Result:
Brits do a wafflestompin on the german invaders
klayeckles 14/55 to grudgebringer germans 53/47

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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Okie » Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:11 am

Still to fight:
Romans:
allendeuse


Scotts-Irish:
Klayeckles
Mcfcivo
notjustdon
IMC
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Re: Early Invaders of Britain

Post by Okie » Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:42 am

Challenges up for all remaining games, PW = okie for all. :twisted: :P

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